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Dear Madam

July 1982

Dear “Madam”:

At meetings and tourneys, I have fallen in love with a beautiful lady, one that I cannot bring myself to approach. This has me sore perplexed. Can you, kind madam, help me overcome my shyness?

The Coy Celt


Dear Coy Celt,

When approaching your lady love, try hand kissing, or offer to brush her beautiful hair. If it is early morning, an offer of hot coffee or hot chocolate would surely captivate and bring your kindness close to her heart. Or if it is late evening and she is shivering from the night air, an offer of the use of your cloak, or an offer to fetch hers, would surely make you unforgettable.

“Madam”





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