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Dear Madam
March 1982
Dear “Madam”:
There is a lady who is out of my field. She doesn’t know that I am around. What do I do?
“ERIC”
| Dear “ERIC”, To be imprinted, offer her a challenge that she cannot refuse, and she will follow you around. “Madam” |
Dear “Madam”:
I have this problem. My lord brags that he has the biggest broadsword in the Kingdom. How do I deflate him?
“Sorely Tired”
| Dear “Sorely Tired”, You call that a problem? Gently tell him it’s the nicest dagger that you have seen. “Madam” |
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